Drew....

Well, I'm pretty sure most of you know what a handful Drew is. This is an account of a couple Sundays ago:
We walked in from church, where he was NOT a good boy in class. When I mean not good, I'm not talking about talking when it's not his turn or leaning back in his chair. I'm talking about running out of class and taking off down the street to the carwash. Or beating a fellow class member up. Or seeing how many times he can say the word POOP before he really gets in trouble. Darrin doesn't come home with us cuz he stays to do his business. I started making lunch and didn't see or hear Drew (SCARY).
Me: Drew, where are you?
D: In time out(which is on our stairs)
Me: What are you doing?
D: Repenting
Me: For what?
D: For being bad at church.
I walked around the corner to see him "reading" his pocket sized Book of Mormon! It was classic. We discussed that repenting means we try not to do it ever again. Uh Huh...right back to the same behavior this last Sunday. My Mom tried to explain to him that he should try to be really good at church because one day when he's bigger he'll probably teach primary. To which he replied..."How do you even get that JOB? I don't think they'd ever give that job to me."

Comments

Angie said…
I feel your pain. No offense, but sometimes it does my heart good to know that I am not the only one ready to sell my lods to the gypsies by the time we get home from church on Sundays. (Or most other days for that matter!)
Tiffany said…
how do you even get that job? I feel sorry for those people... ;)

I know that I can't complain b/c my little one is just starting to walk and can't really talk yet...so she's not too much trouble...but I agree that Church can be rough. The repentance story sure is cute though. :)
Megan B said…
I'm just happy when I leave sacrament meeting without profanity running through my head. That's a good day. Had one of those this last Sunday. Why? Because Tanner pooped in his pants and I forgot a diaper and wipes, so Justin took him home for the tail end of the meeting.
mindy said…
I'm so sorry. I can't imagine. But it is pretty funny.
Holly Mc said…
Love you so much Andrea! You always brighten my day! Would it make you feel any better to know that Taylor was a HOLY TERROR! When he was little? (no wonder he likes Drew so much, ha ha) and now he's leaving on a mission....just hold on, and enjoy the journey!!
Adam and Melisa said…
Classic Andrea....classic! Just when I was thinking church is rough for me!:)
Jen Lynn said…
I traced your blog from Megan's. I just have to say that once I subbed Drew's primary class and though he was a handful, I have to admit, I loved it. He is a really cute kid. Now I smile every time I see him.
Rachel said…
i love him. oh i love that little boy. even when he pees on my lawn. he he.