I can't stand Bella tshirts...

Front of shirt
Back of shirt

The long awaited t-shirts from my "Can't Stand Bella Club" have finally arrived. If you are interested in buying one, please let me know. Actually, don't, as this is not a real thing, but if it were, I know you would want one. (If you don't get it, B.S. stands for Bella Swan...just clarifying)

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Niels and Kayla said…
hahah i would if it was real!! lol
September 14, 2008 at 8:53 PM
Nikki said…
SO FUNNY!! Put my order in for two!
September 15, 2008 at 7:54 AM
Megan B ♥ said…
Oh my goodness! LOL, I totally love it! Sign me up for a phantom order, one for every day of the week. XXXL, please :)
September 15, 2008 at 3:52 PM
Rachel said…
andrea. here is the comment i have been sorting out in my head. it's kind of taken me awhile because, you see, i never considered myself an attractive person and so she and i can connect on that level. and when i first went to high school, all the boys did not stare at me and talk about me the way they did her. but there was one who did. his name was shmedward. he was the most breathtaking piece of flesh you have ever beheld. my gosh, was he hot. i mean really really good-looking. let me put it this way, on a sunny day, he would literally sparkle. well, his sister dalice became a good friend of mine and wanted to dress me up and give me gifts, but i thought that was so stupid. i liked my khaki pants and navy blouse, you know? anyway, shmedward would sneak into my room and tell me how great i was. he was hot. did i say that? and then things got a little complicated with his family and this other boy, my bff -- tacob. tacob was totally good-looking but in a rough sort of way. tall and scruffy. his skin was always really hot. anyway, i had such a hard time choosing between the two that shmedward went on an extended vacation and tried to kill himself until i stopped him. we kissed like mad. he was so hot all shimmery in the sun. yeah. so then tacob got mad and i just kind of relived the indecision for like a long time until i decided that i wanted edward but needed tacob. so to make a really long and repetitive story short, i ended up with aaron because shmedward ended up having no backbone and tacob had too much hair. bella and i so have a lot in common but not really because i am not a klutz.

anyway, i hate her.

i want a t-shirt. like a bazillion of them.
September 15, 2008 at 4:22 PM
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