Apparently, I look like I work at this store. I usually don't go to the "college student infested" Wal-Mart.
Tonight I did.
And I was happy to answer a 20 something female who asked me if they sell sand and where she might find it. I'm sure my face had a puzzled look, but I answered her question and steered her in the right direction.
Literally 3 minutes later, TWO 20 something females asked me where they could find tinsel. Really? Tinsel? There are so many things wrong with that...
My response, you ask??
Me: "Ummm, just curious, do I look like I work here or do I just look old? Just wondering, because someone just asked me for help a few minutes ago."
Blonde 20 something: "Yes"
Me: "I look old or I look like I work here?"
Blonde 20 something: "Well, you just look like a Mom who might know where things are." (**sidenote-I was by myself with no children!**)
Me: "Ok. Well the tinsel is probably in the garden center which is currently housing all the Christmas decor."
(The sad thing is that I was able to help everyone tonight who asked for my assistance. Maybe it's time I trade in my green cardigan for a trendy blue vest!)
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I just keep WAITING for a Biggest Loser post from you.... I think of you and giggle every time Tracy does something crazy. Like, always. Hard to believe that Heba actually seems normal in comparison, eh?